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What did one fly say to the other fly?

"Hello, I'm here to talk about your cars extended warranty"

When I was 4 or 5 years old me and my family went to a clothing store and I was wandering around and ended up in a shoe section, and there was a bible just sitting there on a shoe rack. So I took and never paid for it and no one noticed until we got home.

I'M HERE TO SQUISH THE GRINKLY DINK, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!! AHAHAHAHA

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edit:it is no longer 420 😔

So I woke up really early this morning (it was still dark when I woke up) and I was trying to go back to sleep when I suddenly feel like something is over me watching me trying to go back to sleep so I wake up and look behind me but nothing's there. The weird part is this has happened to me before many times and stop over 2 week ago and started happening again. It for some reason only happens when I'm trying to sleep in my room alone or when everyone else in my house is asleep and when it does happen I always get this weird image in my head of a creature with a kind of eggplant shaped head (it's the best way I can describe the head) with short black hairs on the side of its face and it has a long black body with my feet at the end of its leg and five long fingers, I've also felt it touch me before, it would usually run its hand on my head or down my neck. it's been happening since I was 7 or 8 years old and I don't know if its my brain messing with me or not. Does anyone know why this is happening?

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help

I don't

have much time

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I've *huff*

been *hufff*

watching

The Amazing World Of Gumball out of context

OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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